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8月24日下午,中央气象台等部门多预警齐发,这些地区注意做好防范应对。 Thanksgiving on TV has always been about more than turkey. It’s about chaos, confession, found family, and the kind of emotional honesty that only emerges after the second helping of mashed potatoes. Over decades of sitcoms and dramas, certain shows carved out their place in the Thanksgiving Hall of Fame — shaping how we imagine the holiday, how we laugh at it, and sometimes, how we survive it.
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1. Friends — The Complete Thanksgiving Canon (A Three-Course Feast)2. New Girl — Thanksgiving (Season 1)3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine — Thanksgiving (Season 1)4. Peanuts — A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving5. Modern Family — Three Turkeys6. The Office — WUPHF.com7. Gossip Girl — The Treasure of Serena Madre8. Gilmore Girls — A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving9. The O.C. — The Homecoming (Thanksgiving Episode)10. How I Met Your Mother — Slapsgiving1. Friends — The Complete Thanksgiving Canon (A Three-Course Feast)
''What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.'' - Joey (Season 6)
When it comes to Thanksgiving, Friends is the cultural blueprint. The series didn’t just give us one classic — it gave us an entire holiday anthology that still defines November television.
The One with All the Thanksgivings”
The turkey-on-the-head dance. Chandler’s accidental “I love you.” Monica’s knife mishap replay of doom. Pure sitcom perfection.
“The One with the Football”
The Geller Bowl becomes the primal scream of sibling rivalry, served with petty competitiveness and a trophy no one should care about this much — and yet they do.
“The One Where Ross Got High”
The ultimate truth-telling meltdown. Rachel’s half-shepherd’s-pie trifle. The Gellers discovering Chandler is not a drug addict but is their daughter’s boyfriend. A holiday confession avalanche for the ages.
These episodes shaped the idea of what a sitcom Thanksgiving should be: messy, nostalgic, and endlessly rewatchable.
2. New Girl — Thanksgiving (Season 1)
"Be honest. Is the turkey named Paul?” - Schmidt (Season 1)
Few sitcoms understand found family quite like New Girl. In the show’s very first Thanksgiving episode, Jess attempts to cook a turkey, only to realize it is still frozen, rock-solid, and completely unroastable.
Nick sulks, Schmidt micromanages, Winston contributes chaos, and Jess tries desperately to impress her crush, Paul. The result: smoke alarms, kitchen disasters, failed traditions, and one of the most charming holiday episodes of the 2010s.
3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine — Thanksgiving (Season 1)
“Ugh. Why do we have to dress up for Thanksgiving. I don't even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers.” - Jake, Thanksgiving (Season 1)
Jake Peralta hates Thanksgiving, Amy Santiago lives for it, and Captain Holt… quietly judges.
Boyle becomes an overzealous Thanksgiving historian, Holt insists on academic decorum, and Amy nearly combusts while trying to impress her boss. It’s a warm reminder that families aren’t always inherited, sometimes they’re assembled in a precinct breakroom with burnt pies and questionable casseroles.
4. Peanuts — A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
“We've got ANOTHER holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us.” - Charlie Brown
A timeless holiday ritual.
Charlie Brown and the gang teach an essential Thanksgiving truth: dinner isn’t always perfect. Sometimes it’s toast, popcorn, and jellybeans served on a ping-pong table. But what matters is the gathering itself — and that Linus will always deliver a speech that makes the adults cry.
Wholesome, gentle, iconic.
5. Modern Family — Three Turkeys
“You had a second turkey?!” - Phil (Season 6)
In this Season 6 comedic hurricane, everyone lies, everyone panics, and multiple turkeys get disastrously roasted — because Phil and Luke are secretly cooking the “backup turkey,” Jay and Gloria pretend they’re out of town, and Claire spirals into organisational madness.
It’s Thanksgiving as Modern Family always portrayed life: messy overlapping storylines that still land in a warm, emotional center.
6. The Office — WUPHF.com
“Hay Place romances never last.” - Dwight (Season 7)
While The Office doesn’t have a traditional sit-down Thanksgiving episode, “WUPHF.com”, which aired as the show’s Thanksgiving week instalment, became the de facto holiday entry.
Thematically, it is Thanksgiving: office “family” chaos, the impulse to rescue someone from their own terrible decisions, and a final emotional meal of sorts as the employees reckon with loyalty, truth, and growing up. Plus, Dwight runs a hay festival. If that’s not holiday energy, what is?
7. Gossip Girl — The Treasure of Serena Madre
“And what am I most thankful for? The truth. Sometimes it’s the truth you’ve been trying not to face. Or the truth that will change your life. Sometimes it’s the truth that’s a long time coming......But the kind of truth I’m most thankful for? The one you never see coming. That falls right into your lap. XOXO..” - Gossip Girl (Season 3)
The Upper East Side turns Thanksgiving into a battleground.
Set to Jason Derulo’s “Whatcha Say,” secrets explode across the dinner table in one of the most iconic montage reveals in teen-drama history. Infidelity, betrayal, manipulation — all delivered with the operatic flair only Gossip Girl could muster. No one leaves the table unscarred.
Thanksgiving, but make it couture and catastrophic.
8. Gilmore Girls — A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving
“Rory what are we if not the world's champion eaters?”- Lorelai (Season 3)
Lorelai and Rory accept four Thanksgiving invitations in one day: The Kims, Sookie and Jackson, Luke, and finally Emily and Richard.
Deep-fried turkeys, angry vegetables, Korean karaoke, emotional awkwardness — this episode is the ultimate tribute to the chaos of trying to please everyone on a holiday designed to stretch families thin. And yet, the Gilmore warmth always shines.
9. The O.C. — The Homecoming (Thanksgiving Episode)
“Yeah. Please. Hey, nothing says Thanksgiving like Moo Shu Pork.” - Seth (Season 1)
Before it became famous for its Chrismukkah chaos, The O.C. delivered a surprisingly grounded Thanksgiving entry.
Ryan returns to Chino to visit his family, Seth juggles holiday awkwardness with Anna and Summer, and the show balances coming-of-age tenderness with classic Cohen humor. It’s heartfelt, nostalgic, and a reminder that holidays often reconnect you with who you used to be — for better or worse.
10. How I Met Your Mother — Slapsgiving
“So, as slap bet commissioner, I'm issuing a ruling. Thanksgiving is a day of peace, there will be no slaps today!” - Lily (Season 3)
The crown jewel of HIMYM holiday episodes.
Marshall’s “slap bet” with Barney culminates in a Thanksgiving countdown that mixes slapstick (literally) with big-hearted sentiment. Lily tries to run a picture-perfect dinner, Barney lives in perpetual slap fear, and Marshall delivers one of the funniest (and most anticipated) blows in sitcom history.
It’s Thanksgiving chaos wrapped in a warm, sentimental punch.Also Read: Shah Rukh Khan’s Red Chillies Responds to Sameer Wankhede, Says Satire and Fiction Can Co-exist。 台风预警
中央气象台8月24日18时发布台风黄色预警:今年第19号台风“紫檀”(热带风暴级)的中心今天下午5点钟位于广西北海市西南方向约265公里的北部湾海面上,北纬19.8度、东经107.3度,中心附近最大风力有9级(23米/秒),中心最低气压为990百帕,七级风圈半径100-150公里。 预计,“紫檀”将先在北部湾海面回旋少动,强度维持或略有增强,25日后将转向东北方向移动,逐渐向广西东南部至广东雷州半岛西侧一带沿海靠近。
今年第20号台风“简拉维”今天上午11点由热带低压加强为热带风暴级,其中心已于中午12点30分在福建省泉州市台商投资区张坂镇沿海登陆,登陆时中心附近最大风力有8级(18米/秒),中心最低气压为998百帕。登陆后强度再次减弱为热带低压,下午5点钟其中心位于福建省莆田市仙游县境内,北纬25.3度,东经118.7度,中心附近最大风力7级(14米/秒),中心最低气压为999百帕。 预计,“简拉维”减弱后的热带低压将以每小时15公里左右的速度向西北方向移动,强度继续减弱。
另外,今年第18号台风“沙德尔”(超强台风级)的中心今天下午5点钟位于台湾省台北市偏东方向约1270公里的西北太平洋洋面上,就是北纬24.7度,东经134.1度,中心附近最大风力16级(52米/秒),中心最低气压为935百帕,七级风圈半径350-400公里,十级风圈半径120-150公里,十二级风圈半径50-60公里。 预计,“沙德尔”将以每小时20-25公里的速度向西偏北方向移动,强度变化不大,26日进入东海,并逐渐向浙闽沿海靠近。
大风预报:8月24日20时至25日20时,北部湾、南海大部、巴士海峡、台湾海峡、台湾以东洋面、东海东部和西南部、钓鱼岛附近海域以及福建沿海、台湾岛沿海、广西沿海、广东雷州半岛西侧沿海、海南岛沿海将有6-8级大风、阵风9-10级,其中北部湾部分海域和东海东部部分海域的风力有9-10级、阵风11-12级。
降雨预报:8月24日20时至25日20时,浙江东南部、福建、台湾岛、广东北部、海南岛西部、广西东北部、江西南部、湖南南部和西部、贵州中北部等地有大雨或暴雨,其中,浙江东南部、福建东部、台湾岛、海南岛西部、湖南南部、贵州北部等地部分地区有大暴雨,福建东部局地特大暴雨(250-350毫米)。
暴雨预警
中央气象台8月24日18时继续发布暴雨黄色预警:预计,8月24日20时至25日20时,浙江东南部、福建、台湾岛、广东北部、海南岛西部、广西东北部、江西南部、湖南南部和西部、贵州中北部、云南西部以及内蒙古西部、山西北部、河北中部、北京西部和南部、天津中南部、黑龙江西北部和南部、甘肃中部、青海南部和东北部、西藏东南部等地有大雨或暴雨,其中,浙江东南部、福建东部、台湾岛、海南岛西部、湖南南部、贵州北部、内蒙古西部、黑龙江西北部等地部分地区有大暴雨,福建东部局地特大暴雨(250~350毫米)。上述部分地区伴有短时强降水(最大小时降雨量40~70毫米,局地可超过80毫米),局地有雷暴大风等强对流天气。
强对流天气预警
中央气象台8月24日18时继续发布强对流天气蓝色预警:预计8月24日20时至25日20时,东北地区中北部、华北东南部、江南西北部和东部、华南沿海等地的部分地区将有8级以上雷暴大风或冰雹天气,其中,黑龙江南部、吉林中部、辽宁北部、河北东南部、天津南部等地的部分地区将有10级以上雷暴大风,最大风力可达11级以上,局地不排除出现龙卷的可能性。

二 | 东北地区中北部、华北、江南西部和南部、西南地区东部和南部、华南等地的部分地区将有小时雨量大于20毫米的短时强降水天气,其中,河北中部、北京东南部、天津西部、江西南部、福建东部、广西东北部、广东中北部等地的部分地区小时雨量大于50毫米,最大可达80毫米以上。
山洪灾害气象预警
水利部和中国气象局18时联合发布红色山洪灾害气象预警:预计,8月24日20时至25日20时,内蒙古西部、黑龙江北部、福建东部等地部分地区发生山洪灾害可能性大(橙色预警),其中,福建东部局地发生山洪灾害可能性很大(红色预警)。其他地区也可能因局地短历时强降水引发山洪灾害,请各地注意做好实时监测、防汛预警和转移避险等防范工作。
地质灾害气象风险预警
自然资源部与中国气象局8月24日18时联合发布橙色地质灾害气象风险预警:预计,8月24日20时至25日20时,辽宁东部、浙江东南部、福建东部和南部、广东东部和中北部、广西南部、云南西部、西藏东南部等地部分地区发生地质灾害的气象风险较高(黄色预警),其中,浙江东南部、福建东部等地部分地区发生地质灾害的气象风险高(橙色预警)。
各级政府及有关部门按照应急预案做好地质灾害防御工作。请社会公众及时关注地质灾害气象风险预警信息,谨慎前往地质灾害预警区域。 橙色预警区内高风险隐患点和风险区受威胁人员请根据当地防灾部门组织立即撤离前往附近避险安置点,临坡临崖临沟临水人员根据撤离信号及时撤离前往附近避险安置点;
黄色预警区内人员,请随时关注预警信息变化,注意附近警示标志,避免在沟谷、斜坡、陡崖(坎)等高风险地带逗留。 (来源:中国天气网)。
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